10 Reasons Why You Are More Fun Than Your Wife

You love your wife; after all, you chose to marry her. That doesn’t mean that you don’t sometimes find her to be a bit of a stick in the mud. The saying goes “I love you, let me count the ways”, but just for fun let’s count the reasons why you’re more fun than your wife. Do any of these sound familiar?

1. You're the one that likes to get messy with the kids

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Fingerpainting? Paintball? Little league? You're not scared to mess around with the kids, and you might even dance well enough that it's not called "dad dancing" yet.

2. Heck, you get messy with the adults too

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You're down for fun with the adults too. Your idea of a fun party is more climbing or escape rooms than a sit-down meal.

3. You're no stranger to a party

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With that said, you can scrub up nicely and party with the best of them when you need to. The key to being really fun is being full of surprises.

4. Or an impromptu road trip

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And sometimes you're the one who makes the surprises... like when you take the family out for a road trip instead of a quick trip to KFC.

5. You always know how to make her smile

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Your wife has stayed with you all this time because you know how to make her smile. Whether it's with a quick joke or a delivery of flowers, sappy or silly, there's always a nice gesture or two up your sleeve.

6. You're a dab hand with a spatula at the barbecue

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Yes, the dad being in charge of the grill is a trope, but it exists for a reason. You're a master at perfect burgers and grills.

7. Directions? Who needs directions?

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Those road trips you plan often don't go as, well, planned. But that doesn't matter because people still have a laugh and it's always a new adventure.

8. You can never stay mad

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If someone else in the household messes up, you don't mind. You've got a sense of humor and you can always see the funny side and find the fun in a difficult situation. Your temper might flare up, but you can never stay mad for long.

9. You still know how to be a big kid

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You're like a kid in a candy store whenever there's a chance to play around. You'll play with the kids on their latest video game, throw yourself into a science project, or get silly at karaoke. You'll find any excuse for fun and games.

10. You'll try anything once

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You're always open to new experiences. You won't say no to something because you're worried about making a fool of yourself, because you know that it's more foolish to say no. You only live once, and you fully intend to live a life that has enough experiences for the whole family. You're here to have fun.